Caelan

Vital Statistics:

Name: Caelan Pleasant
Age/Grade: 15, Sophomore
Gender: Male
Height: 6'1
Weight: Average
Appearance: They say Caelan is cold. He is. Yup, he is. Looks cold in appearance. He has dark black hair that really makes you piss, y'know? I mean, imagine holy light and then think the exact opposite, that'd be it. His eyes are pure black. The white part is hardly visible. His teeth are white and has fangs like a vampire, but isn't gay like Robert Pattingson. Would you say he's muscular? Depends on your definition, but based on my definition, I'd say he is. Back to the hair, it's a bit short actually. Short, but thick. Some of his hair falls down on his forehead, but that's it. What does he wear? Anything. Wait, seriously? Not really. He wears only cool shit. For example, he normally wears a white shirt with a newsboy cap, and a black blazer striped with white. Wearing black cargo pants and Nike shoes. Like all the Nike shoes, it's normally white and black in case you've never seen a pair (in which case, I feel sorry for you). It's white. Black shoelaces, the nike logo is in black. Yes, that's it. IF you want more detail, visit Caelanpleasant.com

If you believe that there is a site like that, please go to your doctor and get an X-ray of your head cause you're stupid. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, that's a lie. If anyone said that on their app and just posted a pic, they're just lazy and a pedophile (talking about Fred if you haven't put it together yet).
Relations:

Sexuality: Heterosexual, open about it (Ain't in a damn closet about being straight), the fuck? What do you mean sexual manner? Dunno.
Preferences:

*Boobs
*Boobs
*Boobs
*Boobs
*Boobs
*Girls
*Girls
*Girls
*Girls
*Girls

'Nuff said.
Likes: For the first couple of likes, please take a gander above this.

*Food
*Joking
Dislikes:

-Gays
-Idiots
-Pedophiles (His name starts with an F, and ends with a c which is odd since normally it should end with a k. )
-Jackasses (What? You? Seriously? Darn shame)


Back story:
History: To tell you the truth, nothing much comes into mind. He was born. That's it. Oh, and some other stuff. First of all, it began when he was born. It wasn't really a happy birth to tell you the truth. His mother had married young, at the age of sixteen to be exact, and had gotten pregnant nine months before her senior prom. Once senior prom arrived and she ws wearing her maternity prom dress, her water broke suddenly and Caelan was born. He really disliked being born in a gym that reeked of dirty socks and a disco ball swirling above him. Turns out, his mom squeezed out earlier. What do I mean by that? Literally. She squeezed so hard, he was born before the shitty ambulance even arrived. It was tiresome really to wait with that damn chord on his belly attached to his mother. Soon enough though, it was cut. He doubted the scissors it was cut with was sterilized, but who cares? When he was eleven, he had been called a prodigy. A prodigy? Of what?

Nothing at all. Just a prodigy. He was smart, he was knowledgeable, and he wise. He didn't excel in any particular field. He was just smart and all that. Didn't need to stay awake in class to know the contents of what the teacher was speaking. By fifteen, his grades were at the top and he was still snoozing through the entire time. Awesome, ain't it?

The end, bitches.

Thank you for making my day. Approved